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Netflix launches in Canada September 25, 2010

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Who the hell is Til Schweiger?

Found out netflix launched in Canada. Pitiful selection, though. They pretty much only have movies I have never heard of..like..for example. It may just be me..but I had no idea there was a movie based on the video game Far Cry.Or, another movie called “The Babysitters”, about a 17year old who started an innocent enough babysitting service that turned to an escort service. I would be inclined to watch it if it were barely legal babysitters and rated R (and a porno), but for a drama rated R (cause it has “drug use by teenagers”), no thanks.

Dont stop now..keep going..

The TV shows they have are also incredibly limited. They listed Heroes like 4 times, once for each season i guess. There are no premium channel shows, no nothing. I would very gladly sign up for this if it means I get HD streaming movies and TV shows, for the shows I watch. Not this crap. Anyway, milfslayer, your turn.

E3 Quick Impressions: Microsoft was =D, Sony was -.-, Nintendo – sowut? June 19, 2010

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Quick word in after my intense finals..Unlike my co-bloggers, I do not think Nintendo won, at all.  Kinect looks like it has a lot of potential. Being first gen, I was already impressed by its capabilities. Being controller free, it can sense all of the joints and track movement in 3d. All the games also have very nice graphics, and not the neckless armless avatars from the wii. The price seems a bit steep, but I think the hardware is all there- only software updates  are needed in the future. The Sony stuff seemed kind of iffy. It neither caters to the typical “hardcore” gamers or teh casual gamers. Nintendo didnt feel very exciting either. I don’t care for any of those games, and 3D? So what? Doesn’t seem like much of an innovation when every screen around you is getting 3d tacked on to it. Visuals are not that impressive..no idea what people are banging on about. I would pick up the kinect but 450$ seems awfully steep lol. Maybe when kinect 2 comes out then.

Unbelievable indeed. May 28, 2010

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Our 3rd iTampax post!

I love the iPad May 27, 2010

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After reading milfslayer’s post, i realized, how are we supposed to call ourself a tech blog without thousands of iTampax, ipad posts? So here, I know I’m late, but better late than never.

The iPad is the best, most revolutionary, mostest magicallest piece of fairy dust hardware ever created, as envisioned by the living god that is -HeWhoShallNotBeNamed- (jobes). It is the gr8st ebook reader in the world, cause i just enjoy reading shit off of a blindingly bright and reflective screen, cause i fkn hate myself. And, who else in the world would have imagined that u can play board games on it too? Scrabble, anyone? Why pay 15bucks for the game when u can buy urself an ipad and 4 ipods + 3 other retard friends who are willing to go through this idiotic routine with u? Do i make sense? I do? Okay moving on. And all those books and whatever app ecosystem? Well HWSNBN says flash is suxors so it must be true, cause im a pompous apple loving douchebag who likes to toss around phrases like “macs dont get viruses” or “it just works”. Funny how all t3h peeps in teh blogospheres *coughBGRcough* were sayin that if the ipad were like what the ipad is like it would be trash. until HWSNBN actually announced it, then it became the bestest most magicallest device ever thought up. I call these guys posers, cause i been rootin’ and yankin jobes’ penis from day 1, and what these posers show us is a typical “shit to sugar” attitude. If any other tech company had come up with the ipad, they would have been crucified and mocked. But no, our awesome jobes has a trick up his sleeve; his reality distortion field (wrong use of semi-colon, watev4r). and the geniuses who buy this shit has to buy a bunch of accessories docks  dongles keyboards and then claim how great of a computer it is. Jobes” reality distortion field is a strong one, indeed. Netbooks have all been completely wiped out of his victims’ vocabularies. Some even love their ipads so much they claim to have sold their laptops. That is delusion at its finest.

who needs to carry around a simple 7″ netbook when u got this singletasking piece of shit?

letsseehowmanypplshowupbecauseitagitiloveappleetc.

London 2012 May 24, 2010

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The London 2012 olympic mascots have been revealed. And, BOY are they ugly. See for yourself. oh and i know they were revealed awhile ago. just thought id post something that isn’t milf related.  I know, weird, eh? Why mess with a proven strategy, right?

The right one looks like it wet its pants or something. Or maybe they ripped off

the aliens from Simpsons. Klang or something..These guys…

The formatting for this post is all messed up..I forgot how to do it better..Anyway I’ll learn as I go I guess.

Or maybe they ripped it off of Futurama.. maybe not.who cares.

I like ours better =)

Parks & Recreation May 24, 2010

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Watch it.

I hate Windows 7 (but you probably don’t care). May 20, 2010

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Background: I downloaded Windows 7 beta hm..2days ago? After a little wait and partitioning with GParted, it was set up within 20minutes. After 3 days of use I have come to this conclusion: I hate windows 7.  Since Apple brought out their painfully successful line of iPod players back in 2000 or whatever (who really cares?), idiots everywhere have been flocking towards apple and  chanting their mantra (We design for retards) on. It was first back in whatever year that I read 29*#$9×91 did i realise that apple does in fact position them self to design gadgets for idiots . At first i thought that he was just saying this to get hits. However, after entering university, his claims have become painfully obvious.

In term 1, i began to realise the level of penetration apple achieved in universities (which is apparently almost 50% based on some survey). Anyway 7 is too damn easy to use. OSX can keep the retards. Those who want a real PC that can actually run things may feel free to use a computer properly and use m$ products (even tho 7 is already dumbed down )

One MILF post to Bring them ALL! UPDATE! May 19, 2010

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Just a heads up. For our return to blogging about absolute shite, I will be aggregating MILF pictures as I find them. This will be the milf post to control…all the other milf posts. ZOMFG! I’ll also toss in a couple of babe and maybe titty shots. Is this allowed or do we need some kind of adults only warning..?

Update:

Milf post postponed indefinitely. I’m too lazy to look up milfs, most of whom frankly are not that hot. Maybe when i get really, really bored I’ll get around to it.

PS3 Home Sucks. January 2, 2009

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After seeing it at Gabet’s house, PS3 Home kind of sucks. It has got no interesting features, just a avatar that sits on chairs and runs around town. It may have been his crappy internet connection, but the downloads seem to take awhile; and errors kept us from going into various locations. Some of which even logged us out of PS3 network. I can see why PS3 is failing so badly, it just kinda sucks. Home has no special appeal., people just go on there to screw around making it a poor experience for people who want to do something contructive (like what? you may ask, I dont know). ANyway school starts in 2 days. Hope UBC burns down inbetween now and then. .

This blog is dead December 13, 2008

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RIP. It has been nice writing for this audience that is me myself and I. Etc etc. GG. Have fun! Happy Holidays fromt he Clogged Krew!

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