THE EARTHBREAKER COMETH (hehehe… come)

The Smokin’ Sick Style Poster EARTHBREAKER has surfaced!

Earthbreaker?

Yes? No? We’ll see.

This awesome Blogger has appeared during Mithril’s class time to reclaim this in the name of…

GOOGLE FTW.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE- I mean, BRIIIIIITAAAAAAAANIA!

Bring it on, Nippon!

Anyway, as you can see, I’m too lazy to find my own images. Google FTW.  My goal here is to have fun bloggin g where nobody reads it, so I can say the most heinous things and nobody cares. Shit, nobody here probs know what heinous means. I vow to make things on this once technological blog fabulous and hilarious. Delicious, not nutritious.

Anyway, the funny isn’t with me right now, so I’m gonna stop. More rage will ensue.

Gentek: Blazing the way for Clogged Milfs.

Ahh..I wonder if they dust from the recent milf epidemic has settled yet. This is simply too wonderful. I have smashed 3 records consecutively in a row all based on my magnificent post and hindsight. Now, to the other bloggers of CLogged milfs. Does any one want to step up and challenge me in terms of most searches and page visits? Will the real challenger please stand up? .   I must give credit for myself though, i just know what people want to read about. The first time it was with my AMD rocks post. Now, its with my godly Milf post. Unbeatable. Next: I will  post my FINAL milf post and go on to work on my next thing . Enjoy this milf .

Is she really a milf? I don’t know.  I think the my milf fad is coming to an end soon, I will make 1 last post about it and then put it to sleep.

For the RECORD:

All 3 days of consecutive page view rapage – thanks to..none other than ME.

All the above searches direct o posts by..ME!!! AHAHHA

Mithril HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLOGGED GEARS?! NO THIS IS CLOGGED MILFS!

That’s it…. I’ve lost all hope in humanity. Clogged Gears is currently going through an unimaginable phase where we are breaking records everyday. Just today we just got more than 700 views. And from what? A f****** post from gentek on milfs. Now i wouldn’t be so pissed if the post was actually about milfs and actaully had substance. Instead all it really has is a single picture of a semi decent MILF and him solving his own little personal mystery. Undoubtedly though, Gentek will take complete credit for this genious post and gloat to me about how awesome he is. To his credit though… he obviously knows what you people want. Oh and thanks to google too, they have our picture on the first page when you search up milfs on google images. Awesome.

WTF IS GOING ON HERE!? I GOT CLOGGED MILFS

I GOT CLOGGED MILFS

Well as some of you know, just a couple of days prior gentek tried to kill off my blog. Well unfortunately for him, today this blog just reached another landmark: 380 views and counting (and it’s not even noon yet!). Here’s the ironic part though, GENTEK’S previous post which included the tag “milf” and a disgusting picture is primarily responsible for the surge. Why?! Just today, there have been approximately 260 views coming from people searching up milfs on wordpress! This coming from yesterday which only had 17 view searches for it. Yes yes i know sex sells… but it still doesn’t explain the people of wordpress’ sudden curiosity for milfs. Gentek posted this a couple of days ago and it didnt enjoy the same popularity. What’s causing the sudden increase?! Was there like a milf in the new recently or a new tv show about milfs? In either case though, clogged gears milfs will continue to go strong in the future. Just don’t expect anymore pics of milfs from me here.

Google’s shiny new browser: Chrome

Google released it’s open source web browser: chrome recently and it already has caused a stir in the browser community. Going up against giants such as Firefox and IE, google has lots to prove with its own version.

Pluses

• non-obtrusive, simple interface
• speed-dial function
• fantastic use of tabs
• the omnibox:  a version of firefoxes awesome bar that autocompletes url
• unused tabs display most visited sites and other stats
• fast: miles ahead of IE and matches firefox
• small install
• incognito mode “privacy mode” where nothing is saved

grab it now at http://www.google.com/chrome

RIP Clogged Ge..Flami–gears…religiou..milfs..? An Obituary.

Clogged Milfs (2008~2008)

Clogged milfs was a blog first envisioned by the scheming bastard, Mithril, also known as, \/\/!11!3 by the W4RL0CK (his best friend). This blog was born on a leisure July afternoon after Mithril had too much Peptobismol in the morning caused by unrelenting constipation. Soon after it’s “birth”, Mithril recruited 2 unsuspecting kids (being the sly guy that he is) as co-bloggers. This essentially means he only has to do 1/3 the normal workload.

It was visited by 3 of its most faithful readers- Gentek, Mithril, and to some extent, toasted. The blog was a rollercoaster ride full of straights and unexciting corners. My 2ndish post, AMD ROCKS!, was nothing but pure fanboy drivel. Yet, it is the 3rd most popular post on this little blog.  We all knew this blog had an expiration date, and that was September 2nd: the day school starts. Yet, everyone on this little squad decided that, Milfs just weren’t enough. There had to be more readers, so Gentek started pumping out a ton of posts which were mediocre at best. Mithril, chose a different route. He wanted excurtiatingly long posts which no-one ever bothers to finish reading (which may be of the highest calibre, but no one knows, since nobody ever finishes reading it).

Clogged Milfs was a blog where unsuspecting clickers could come by accident and read about random rants. Sometimes, by accident, the bloggers post something that is actually factual and has nothing to do with fanboyism or personal preference. At the peak of Clogged Milf’s history, it was getting 260 vists a day!! That’s astronomical compared to our current abysmal 18 views a day.

In conclusion, Clogged Milfs is being put into permanent stasis. Who knows, one day it might be unfrozen, and unsuspecting readers will be able to read about our non-sense again!

R.I.P. Clogged Gears (July 2008~ Sept. 2008) You lived a colorful 2 months.

The V. Rossi Mystery: Solved.

I was casually talking to my friend MILF today and he casually happened to mention the real identity behind V. Rossi. Apparently, V. Rossi was him. So Anyway I dont think this actually deserves a post but whatever, im a quantity over quality kinda gal. To sum it up, I’ll post a picture of a milf beside V. Rossi. I was kinda surprised anyone would post on this blog.

ps. v rossi is a biker.

V Rossi VS Milf. At the end..V. Rossi..WAS milf…

was……..

Clogged gears…or..Clogged..EARS?!

Many of our readers probably already know this..or have experienced this. But having clogged gears..or ears..is very annoying. The former just jams things up..and so does the latter. I wonder how many people have stumbled upon our site because they accidently typed that G and thought our site offered the solution to clogged ears. Well, I have solved your problems!! Hallalujah! I have searched far and wide for a solution to solving your clogged ears problems. This post is for people who are suffering from this “affliction” (not really) and are too cheap to get their ears flushed by their local family doctor. Anyway i actually dont wanna solve your clogged ears problems. but i have taken the liberty to google it for you.

Anyway heres our history:

Clogged Gears (est July) -> Flaming Gears (est 3-4days after creation -> Religious Gears (2-3days ago) -> Clogged Ears (today)

What does this blog become next? Nobody knows.

^im sorry, what WILL this blog be..

Clogged Gears~ 1 Month Old

R Mother Fucking Kelly

Wow that was fast. Almost brings a tear to my eye….

10000 HOURS SPENT IN PAINT!

Actually more like 15 minutes in photoshop, but heres a quick teaser of the graphical work I have in store for the blog. As you can see it’s a shoddy job as my scanner is no where near good quality and I basically just went gradient happy in CS3. But if you squint it kinda looks nice!! Anyways I’m slowly getting used to the small differences between cs3 and cs2 so expect WAY better quality as I relearn how to do shadowing, multiple layering, and filters.