Well, for the, what, two of us that visit this site? It’s Happy Fail Day!

Yup, Once a year, all depressed people join together and produce some fail. Even with Awesome proposals for a date like this

Awesome, isn’t it?

Also, today can be known as Single awareness day; THAT’S WRONG! Everyday is Single Awareness Day. So today, all the young men without a date shall spend it at home with the internet.

As for why it’s called Fail Day, if you don’t have a date today, then you failed. Simple as that. Also, just realized.

A hero in dota that kills himself becomes an hero. Go Bradwarden, Techies, Abaddon, and Pudge!

Well, you know I have failed, so I’m gonna go ruin this day for other people. Bye bye~

Here’s the picture you wanted Paul

The Smokin’ Sick Style Poster EARTHBREAKER has surfaced!

Earthbreaker?

Yes? No? We’ll see.

This awesome Blogger has appeared during Mithril’s class time to reclaim this in the name of…

GOOGLE FTW.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE- I mean, BRIIIIIITAAAAAAAANIA!

Bring it on, Nippon!

Anyway, as you can see, I’m too lazy to find my own images. Google FTW.  My goal here is to have fun bloggin g where nobody reads it, so I can say the most heinous things and nobody cares. Shit, nobody here probs know what heinous means. I vow to make things on this once technological blog fabulous and hilarious. Delicious, not nutritious.

Anyway, the funny isn’t with me right now, so I’m gonna stop. More rage will ensue.

After seeing it at Gabet’s house, PS3 Home kind of sucks. It has got no interesting features, just a avatar that sits on chairs and runs around town. It may have been his crappy internet connection, but the downloads seem to take awhile; and errors kept us from going into various locations. Some of which even logged us out of PS3 network. I can see why PS3 is failing so badly, it just kinda sucks. Home has no special appeal., people just go on there to screw around making it a poor experience for people who want to do something contructive (like what? you may ask, I dont know). ANyway school starts in 2 days. Hope UBC burns down inbetween now and then. .

why so serious merry lewis?!

Contrary to popular belief, this blog is not left for dead (pun intended). Admitedly, the number of new posts can be considered quite sparse but I still  have full intention to keep this blog updated periodically (meaning whenever the hell I like ). My cobloggers may have jumped ship and left so all that remains here is just good old me. So for the coming year don’t expect any posts on milfs or v. rossi, just random shit that i feel like posting (MWAHAHAHA THTS RIGHT MAI BLOG NAO KIDS!). Ehem… ANYWAYS…. a very merry christmas and a happy new year to everyone who still reads this blog (note: 0)!!

PS: I GOTTA STOP USING THOSE BRACKETS IN MY WRITING (NEVER!!)

PPS: Here’s a picture to sum up my collective rage of online gaming this year (friend’s connection getting cutoff mid-game)

protip: leavers suck

RIP. It has been nice writing for this audience that is me myself and I. Etc etc. GG. Have fun! Happy Holidays fromt he Clogged Krew!

ITS OVER SEVEN

Remember when microsoft tried to pitch vista as the next new step in OS technology and how support for it would be overwhelming? Well guess they didn’t actually believe it themselves. All those gimmicks such as direct  X 10 technology, gaming enhancements, and the like proved to be a colossal failure. In fact direct x 10 is pretty much dead with the advent of 11 on the way and most 3d gamers would rather stick with xp then get clogged down by vista’s resource hogging junk. So after a mere 2 yrs on the market, Microsoft recently unveiled Windows 7 or rather “Vista done right”. It includes better architecture overall, lower system hogging resources, and numerous UI enhancements. (Yes that means no more sidebar and gadgets anywhere! Also more control over that annoying User Account Control notification so it won’t pop in your face every second) Read a professional walkthrough at the link for the full list of new features. Farewell Vista, you will not be missed.

http://gizmodo.com/5069661/windows-7-walkthrough-boot-video-and-impressions

I have a math lab due..you may ask yourself..a lab for math? Well, yah. I have labs for math. Anyway, that’s besides the point. I was stuck on this problem, and i knew that UBC posts its solutions online for the problem sets after the problem set is due. So i thought, that there must be copies of the key floating around the web hidden in the cache of search engines, and boy was I right. Searches on google bore no fruit. However, 1 single search on www.live.com and I got what I wanted. MSN Live Search: Not so bad after all..Microsoft has me convinced that their search engine is not completely useless. I will definitely use it next time!

This game has been out for awhile, and the reason why I’m writing this so late is because I was feeling lazy this past month…so anyways, on with the subject at hand…

By Guneden

As most people have known by now, Spore is a pc game that allows the player to create a species from a cell and lead their creation to eventual galactic domination. While the premise is a first and interesting, the execution is poorly done unfortunately. After choosing a planet to start on, you start with a single cell, and you direct the cell to eat various pieces of meat or veggies, while evading larger enemies or killing other species of cells. This part is not too bad, as it will only last around 10 minutes or so before you advance to the next stage. The next stage, which I found the most entertaining, was the creature stage, where you go on land and start making your creature with the various pieces of parts lying around the map. Apparently it is next to useless to befriend other species as you will want to kill them later anyways for experience and parts.

WARNING! Any attempt to proceed further in the game will result in major disappointment, time wasting, and conversion to the SSF (Spore Sucks Faction).

The next steps are the tribe and city stages, which are awfully boring since the creators kind of messed up the difficulty level. As long as you equip every one of your tribe members with spears or axes, you will raze the enemy village in one try 100% of the time. For the city stage, since everyone else starts 2-3 minutes later than your city, all you need to do is grab as much geysers as possible (around 3-4), which will enable you to build a large army at the click of a button and wipe out your enemies with ease.

The space stage is probably the longest one as it is the last, and covers the entire galaxy which consists of thousands of solar systems. The objective- reach the center of the galaxy. Unlike the creature stage, it is better to befriend as many empires as possible since they each sell different items at lower prices than your own empire. The beginning of this stage might be quite annoying due to the two hostile empires right next to your home planet. However, if you can take them both down, the rest should be a breeze. Most empires can be allied with by giving $100,000 to them each and just choosing the ally option.
Planet Buster FTW!
To reach the center of the galaxy, one must have at least: lv 4 interstellar drive, around 20 mega health packs and 10 mega energy packs. These are required to survive constant attack from the Grox empire, which spans most of the area around the center of the galaxy. All your efforts will be rewarded with the Staff of Life, which terraforms any planet to lv 3, and a slightly amusing cutscene. Unfortunately, getting back to your home planet is another matter. Either you rush past the Grox again, with less healing items than when you first went in, or you eliminate the Grox. Mind you, they are quite tough, and can destroy your spaceship in seconds even with max life boost. Then again, by this time you would probably have run out of patience and just quit the game altogether.

One might ask why, and the answer is simple. It’s boring. I don’t think anyone enjoys controlling only ONE ship and fly around doing simple things with just clicks when all your enemies have a whole fleet after you. Also, there is nothing new to do after awhile. Running around collecting and selling spice isn’t exactly fun, as well as clicking targets to destroy them. Probably the only redeeming factor is the ability to customize your own planets and ships, but how fun can it possibly be to put down random mountains and rivers? Unfortunately Spore does not live up to its Sims predecessors, and I doubt the online gameplay will add any value to it.
I will summarize my opinions in the words of Mithril- “Spore Sucks…That is all”.