For the few who don’t know anout 4chan/anonymous… here’s a fox (faux) news report on it.
Bonus: here’s some of 4chan’s better gifs for guys to see wht the lulz is about
BTW heres milf porn
Gentek: Blazing the way for Clogged Milfs.
September 8, 2008Ahh..I wonder if they dust from the recent milf epidemic has settled yet. This is simply too wonderful. I have smashed 3 records consecutively in a row all based on my magnificent post and hindsight. Now, to the other bloggers of CLogged milfs. Does any one want to step up and challenge me in terms of most searches and page visits? Will the real challenger please stand up? . 
I must give credit for myself though, i just know what people want to read about. The first time it was with my AMD rocks post. Now, its with my godly Milf post. Unbeatable. Next: I will post my FINAL milf post and go on to work on my next thing . Enjoy this milf 
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Is she really a milf? I don’t know. I think the my milf fad is coming to an end soon, I will make 1 last post about it and then put it to sleep.
For the RECORD:
All 3 days of consecutive page view rapage – thanks to..none other than ME.
All the above searches direct o posts by..ME!!! AHAHHA
Mithril HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLOGGED GEARS?! NO THIS IS CLOGGED MILFS!
September 8, 2008That’s it…. I’ve lost all hope in humanity. Clogged Gears is currently going through an unimaginable phase where we are breaking records everyday. Just today we just got more than 700 views. And from what? A f****** post from gentek on milfs. Now i wouldn’t be so pissed if the post was actually about milfs and actaully had substance. Instead all it really has is a single picture of a semi decent MILF and him solving his own little personal mystery. Undoubtedly though, Gentek will take complete credit for this genious post and gloat to me about how awesome he is. To his credit though… he obviously knows what you people want. Oh and thanks to google too, they have our picture on the first page when you search up milfs on google images. Awesome.
Laptops that smell?
September 6, 2008Anyway, back to some non-Milf posts:
This one smells like Calvin Klein
Laptops today have a plethora of features, ranging from fingerprint readers and webcams to 7 second boot times, with the newest enticing your sense of smell. Asus has released its new F6V series of laptops which has one of several scents on the lid. There are four scents available: grass, ocean, floral, and cologne (?!) as well as a variety of colours. The specifications include an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 4 GB RAM, ATI HD 3470 graphics, and Wireless-N networking making the F6V a pretty well-rounded laptop. As for the olfactory feature, I don’t see any possible use for it on a laptop – unless you’re looking to attract women, which probably wouldn’t work anyway. The designs are still pretty cool so if you’re interested check it out here.
WTF IS GOING ON HERE!? I GOT CLOGGED MILFS
September 6, 2008
I GOT CLOGGED MILFS
Well as some of you know, just a couple of days prior gentek tried to kill off my blog. Well unfortunately for him, today this blog just reached another landmark: 380 views and counting (and it’s not even noon yet!). Here’s the ironic part though, GENTEK’S previous post which included the tag “milf” and a disgusting picture is primarily responsible for the surge. Why?! Just today, there have been approximately 260 views coming from people searching up milfs on wordpress! This coming from yesterday which only had 17 view searches for it. Yes yes i know sex sells… but it still doesn’t explain the people of wordpress’ sudden curiosity for milfs. Gentek posted this a couple of days ago and it didnt enjoy the same popularity. What’s causing the sudden increase?! Was there like a milf in the new recently or a new tv show about milfs? In either case though, clogged gears milfs will continue to go strong in the future. Just don’t expect anymore pics of milfs from me here. Read the rest of this entry »
Spore Sucks
September 5, 2008
Spore sucks as a game. Great ideas but not so much in execution. I wanted a sims like experience, not a fricking myriad of gameplay form MMORPGs, RTSs, and thtat stupid eating fish flash game. Worst of all it can’t even manage to control as good as those games. That is all.
Google’s shiny new browser: Chrome
September 4, 2008
Google released it’s open source web browser: chrome recently and it already has caused a stir in the browser community. Going up against giants such as Firefox and IE, google has lots to prove with its own version.
Pluses
- non-obtrusive, simple interface
- speed-dial function
- fantastic use of tabs
- the omnibox: a version of firefoxes awesome bar that autocompletes url
- unused tabs display most visited sites and other stats
- fast: miles ahead of IE and matches firefox
- small install
- incognito mode “privacy mode” where nothing is saved
grab it now at http://www.google.com/chrome
RIP Clogged Ge..Flami–gears…religiou..milfs..? An Obituary.
September 4, 2008
Clogged Milfs (2008~2008)
Clogged milfs was a blog first envisioned by the scheming bastard, Mithril, also known as, \/\/!11!3 by the W4RL0CK (his best friend). This blog was born on a leisure July afternoon after Mithril had too much Peptobismol in the morning caused by unrelenting constipation. Soon after it’s “birth”, Mithril recruited 2 unsuspecting kids (being the sly guy that he is) as co-bloggers. This essentially means he only has to do 1/3 the normal workload.
It was visited by 3 of its most faithful readers- Gentek, Mithril, and to some extent, toasted. The blog was a rollercoaster ride full of straights and unexciting corners. My 2ndish post, AMD ROCKS!, was nothing but pure fanboy drivel. Yet, it is the 3rd most popular post on this little blog. We all knew this blog had an expiration date, and that was September 2nd: the day school starts. Yet, everyone on this little squad decided that, Milfs just weren’t enough. There had to be more readers, so Gentek started pumping out a ton of posts which were mediocre at best. Mithril, chose a different route. He wanted excurtiatingly long posts which no-one ever bothers to finish reading (which may be of the highest calibre, but no one knows, since nobody ever finishes reading it).
Clogged Milfs was a blog where unsuspecting clickers could come by accident and read about random rants. Sometimes, by accident, the bloggers post something that is actually factual and has nothing to do with fanboyism or personal preference. At the peak of Clogged Milf’s history, it was getting 260 vists a day!! That’s astronomical compared to our current abysmal 18 views a day.
In conclusion, Clogged Milfs is being put into permanent stasis. Who knows, one day it might be unfrozen, and unsuspecting readers will be able to read about our non-sense again!
R.I.P. Clogged Gears (July 2008~ Sept. 2008) You lived a colorful 2 months.
Clogged Posts
September 1, 2008Well for most of us here school starts and this means even LESS posts from us probaly. These past 2 months with this blog has been a rollercoaster of a ride. From religious gears, clogged ears, 3000!, to R MOTHER FUCKING KELLY, there was just a bit of everything in what was supposed to be just another tech blog. I for one however welcome our new insane overlords and hope for the insanity and craziness to continue. Who knows though, university life might not be so bad and i’ll definitely try to update this thing here and there. So cheers to a hopefully great summer for all of you and look foward for more crazy to come!
PS! new votes out to the side. Im sure this one will garner at least some attention this time around!
